Thanksgiving has always been one of my favourite holidays. It’s a day to take a break from your no-carb diet and binge eat turkey drenched with gravy and mountains of buttery mashed potatoes. Sure hanging with my family can be a little exhausting. But as long as my plate has turkey and my wine glass is full I can tolerate six hours of my slightly racist uncle and obnoxious younger cousins. According to Wikipedia Thanksgiving is a day “which celebrates the harvest and other blessings of the past year.” Now that I’m sufficiently stuff from my two Thanksgiving meals, and working on a hefty piece of pumpkin pie, I’ve had time to ponder what I’m thankful for this year. This past year has given me a lot of things to be thankful for.
Honestly there’s nothing more important in my life than my eyebrows. They’re my source of power, the reason to live, and my whole identity. I am literally nothing without my eyebrows.
I don’t even what to think of a world without the Kardasian/Jenners. They are my sisters, always guiding me in life. They truly are America’s first family. God Bless the Kardashians.
Thank you skinny jeans and the fashion industry for making these tight pants in style. Sure they’re probably cutting off my blood circulation but I really can’t go back to wearing bootcut jeans. I just can’t
Britney Spears’ Comeback
It’s been about eight years since Britney Spears’ downward spiral but everyday I wake thankful for Britney’s comeback. I am so grateful that Godney found her light and rose to the top after her dark struggle. She is my strength in this dark world, and reminds be to work bitch.
Netflix is the greatest invention ever. It’s my best friend and boyfriend all in one. Netflix is always there when I need it, no matter what time. Never gets mad when I can’t decide what to watch. Netflix is my everything and I am so glad to have it in my life. *Prayer hand emoji*
I am thankful for Beyonce’s existence. She is an icon and a true flawless queen. Yaass Beyonce!
My Selfie Skills
I can’t throw a football or play any sports, but I can take a bomb selfie. And in today’s society that’s all that really matters.