15 Perfect Gifts for Queen Britney on her Birthday

courtesy of Britney Spears

courtesy of Britney Spears

34 years ago today the lord blessed the world through Lynn Spears’ womb. Little did Lynn know that she was carrying a goddess inside her. And thus flawlessness took human form as Britney Jean Spears was born and forever changed the world. Britney has dedicated her life to helping mankind by spreading the good word of the Holy Spearit, through her catchy and infectious pop songs. So on this day of her birth I find it fitting that we, her beloved followers and stans, should give back to the Queen that has given us so much. But what do you get such a flawless being? How does one. accurately express the gratitude for such amazing pop hits like “Baby One More Time” and “Gimme More”? I don’t think Hallmark has a card for that. But don’t you fret by fellow Britney lovers, I have compiled a list of the most Britastic gifts for our beloved Queen.

1. Starbucks. Britney loves a good frappuccino

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2. Oh, and Starbucks pairs perfectly with Cheetos.

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3. Sushi.

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4. What kind of southern girl would Britney be if she didn’t want some fried chicken?

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5. Basically any junk food. Britney doesn’t discriminate.

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6.  Nothing goes better with junk food then Fanta.

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But obviously no coke.

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7. A ride on the Radar horse

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8. Some vanilla candles

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9. A reunion with Banana the snake.

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10. A Target shopping spree.

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11. A Maserati

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12. Buggati

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13. Time with her adorable children.

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15. A vanity so Brit Brit can look at herself while spritzing herself with Fantasy Perfume.

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15. And what birthday would be complete without cake. Happy Birthday Brit. Enjoy your day!

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