Summer is officially here! And with the hot weather, frozen treats, beach bods, and short shorts comes the prospect of a summer fling. Summer is the prefect time to meet a cute boy, take trips to the beach, sip on sangria at a patio somewhere, and then have hot steamy sex with. The weather is amazing so you can rock cute shorts and a tank top, but it’s also a short period to have light casual fun with someone. And if by September you don’t want to get boo’d up then you can simply cut the person loose. No hurt feelings, well it depends on the person. There might be some hurt feelings.
Sadly I’ve spent the last 23 summers boy-less, forced to watch as others partake in the cute summer love activities I wish I could do. But this year is different. I’m tired of sitting on the sidelines watching as others get to do all those lovey dovey things Nicholas Sparks writes about. So I’m starting the Summer Love Challenge.
Hey girl, hey!
So this is it; my blog. I know what you’re thinking, aren’t blogs so 2009? Well you’re right. But that doesn’t matter cause this is MY blog which means it’s more fabulous, entertaining, and amazing than yours. And while I may not be sipping pina coladas on a faraway beach somewhere, my life is still pretty fabulous. Sure I’m a recent university graduate and spent the last year searching for a full time job and spend the majority of my day watching reruns of Grey’s Anatomy on Netflix but still. My life can be pretty fabulous, when I want it to be. I am a pop culture enthusiast, professional selfie-ographer, and future real housewife with the most fleekest eyebrows of them all. Just like Beyoncé I am flawless.
In this blog you will find fun posts on the latest entertainment news, insights into my awkward and fabulous life, my thoughts on the latest episode of Scandal, numerous photos of me, and my unwavering love of Beyoncé, Britney Spears, and the Kardashians.
So this is me. A twenty-something part time Starbucks barista and full time bad bitch. Don’t be fooled because I may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag, but in reality, I’m so much more than that. Just wait and see.